Random

Todays random fact about myself...

Scat

At least you're honest

Complete The Sentence

...akes me an alcoholic

Grindr...

Grindr also makes boyfriends cheat

80's Porn Star

I am totally getting 80s porn star from this, and I'm kinda into it

AHHHH!!!

Sorry, but this scared the piss outta me

Does A Body Good?

Getting shit wrecked makes you strong like me!

Hottie Of The Day!

Let me get my wig out

Distractions

Huh....  Sorry I got distracted by ALL THE SHIT in your apartment?!  Clean up Sir.

Fav

Probably my favorite 'about me' section ever

Pic?

Not any better looking?  Well then where is your picture, hottie?

I Would Walk 500 Miles

So you're telling me you drive an old car

Deep Thoughts

Well I guess I need to start loving myself just a little more...

Subtle

Really though, how many people actually send them to you?

WTF?!

...  So why did you...  What?

Hottie Of The Day!

French = Yummy

And By That You Mean...?

So... What, like you don't like rice?

?

Start off with hate and end with a hi?  I don't get your angle

Deep Thoughts

Thank you for those inspirational words

'A' Is For...

...Hide your children

WTF?!

I don't understand.  Is this a new fetish I'm unaware of?  

WTF?!

Wait what?  That's a lot to take in...

Hottie Of The Day!

Hello there Sir :)

Recession

CVS, everything you need for recession sex

Umm...

I wouldn't admit that...

Stuck

Guess the flash went off before he was ready

Deep Thoughts

That makes no sense...

Ladies Who...

Nothing but class here

Boobies

Wait...  If you're aware of the tits...  Why is there a picture of them